Tweet Deep breath in. Deep breath out. Have I overheated? Is my brain steamed? No. It’s okay. A little longer. In… out. I swing upwards suddenly, the pressure pumping in my head. I stagger to the door, push it open, and stand outside; rain falls gently on my bare torso. […]
Read MoreIs It Woke 2: You Can’t Say Oat Milk Anymore
Tweet Oatly have just lost a landmark court ruling. They must not use ‘dairy descriptors’ on their products, in case it misleads customers. Clearly, they’ve never picked up a bottle of Oatly. It’s so loudly hipster, so full of doodles and quirky fonts, it would scare off anyone who isn’t […]
Read MoreIs It Woke to Drink Semi-Skimmed Milk?
Tweet Nigel Farage has become a TikTok star. Yes, that app once so innocently used to promote silly little dances is now one tangled neck of the many-headed hydra that is the populist right propaganda machine. On 1 December, our Nige posted a TikTok from his hotel. It involved him […]
Read MoreREVIEW: El Pollote
Tweet El Pollote has for a long time had a place in my heart. From their humble beginnings at Seven Dials market in Covent Garden, when I lived in London it was my go-to mid-range restaurant. Y’know, the sort of place you could go for lunch. I like a bit […]
Read MorePetition Impossible: The Death of Democracy
Tweet Please sign our petition; GET HIM OUT, they scream. 3,000,000 signatures. The mainstream media they’re so afraid of has hoodwinked them. The Murdoch press, Lord Rothermere’s boys’ club, Elon Musk’s X (formerly known as a decent platform). They’ve got people convinced that the Labour government have destroyed all hope […]
Read MoreREVIEW: Noko
Tweet I took a trip to visit my brother and his girlfriend in Elephant and Castle. He mentioned off-hand that there was a restaurant nearby that he really wanted to try – knowing my brother I should have suspected that it would shape up to be one of the great […]
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